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'We all know gnomes are little. That doesn't mean you should snack on them.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

We practically live out here in the summer.

Show and Tell.

S**t Threw a Goose

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

Better Gnomes.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I think I missed that episode.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

The Perfect Garden.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"I think we're ready for a tree."

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

"I've always been a gnome body."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

My first dead gnome!

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"