Garden Gnome Collectors Mugs

'We all know gnomes are little. That doesn't mean you should snack on them.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

Show and Tell.

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

S**t Threw a Goose

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

The Perfect Garden.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"I think we're ready for a tree."

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Spring cleaning.

"I've always been a gnome body."

My first dead gnome!

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."