Garden Gnome Admirer Mugs

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

Elf Farm

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

We practically live out here in the summer.

Show and Tell.

Watering the garden gnome

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Suburban street.

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

The Perfect Garden.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

'Isn't that cute?'

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

Weeping Willow

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

"Genome, Bobby, not gnome."

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"