Garden Gnome Admirer T-Shirts

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

Elf Farm

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Taking it easy

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

Show and Tell.

Watering the garden gnome

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Suburban street.

The Perfect Garden.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'Isn't that cute?'

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

Weeping Willow

"Genome, Bobby, not gnome."

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

Old watering can

'This is what happens when you have short arms!'