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"...And where the hell's the gnome gone?"

'Back me up buddy! She sounds cool with Moa!'

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

'I don't know what these humans are doing wrong, apart from the odd kidnapping we have zero unemployment.'

"Hi honey, I'm gnome!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bee flying to another flower.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Lawnmower

"Garden variety allergies."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Show and Tell.

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Balding gnomes

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

Watering the garden gnome

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Dog got your clog?'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'