Garden Gnome Enthusiast Prints

"...And where the hell's the gnome gone?"

'Back me up buddy! She sounds cool with Moa!'

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

'I don't know what these humans are doing wrong, apart from the odd kidnapping we have zero unemployment.'

"Hi honey, I'm gnome!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Garden variety allergies."

Lawnmower

The Fall of Gnome

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Show and Tell.

We practically live out here in the summer.

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"