Collecting Garden Gnomes Mugs

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

Watering the garden gnome

'Why would I want a useless little man hanging around the garden when I've already married one!'

"I think you've spent too much time in the garden during the lockdown."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Show and Tell.

The Perfect Garden.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

"Genome, Bobby, not gnome."

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

'This is what happens when you have short arms!'

Old watering can

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

Elf Farm

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

'The gnome plays your brother? That's even weirder.'

"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

'I think the postman has got lost again.'