Collecting Garden Gnomes Pillows

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

Watering the garden gnome

'Why would I want a useless little man hanging around the garden when I've already married one!'

"I think you've spent too much time in the garden during the lockdown."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Show and Tell.

We practically live out here in the summer.

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

The Perfect Garden.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

"Genome, Bobby, not gnome."

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

'The gnome plays your brother? That's even weirder.'

Old watering can

'This is what happens when you have short arms!'

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

Elf Farm