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"Summer is over, Richard, so deal with it and start raking!"

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

Distance to avoid contagion

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Show and Tell.

Watering the garden gnome

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The Perfect Garden.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

Christo's greatest challenge.

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

Gardening for Beginners

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

"Genome, Bobby, not gnome."

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

Elf Farm

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

'This is what happens when you have short arms!'

Old watering can