Garden Gnome Wrangler Gifts

"Summer is over, Richard, so deal with it and start raking!"

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

Distance to avoid contagion

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Show and Tell.

We practically live out here in the summer.

Watering the garden gnome

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

The Perfect Garden.

'Some scout he is!'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

Christo's greatest challenge.

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"Genome, Bobby, not gnome."

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

Gardening for Beginners

'This is what happens when you have short arms!'

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

Old watering can