Collecting Gnomes Prints

"...And where the hell's the gnome gone?"

The death of Dopey

'The gnome plays your brother? That's even weirder.'

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'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

The Best Laid Plans

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'Snow again, today...'

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

Spring cleaning.

My first dead gnome!

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.