Gnomes Gifts

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

Simon the gnome felt like he stood out like a 'sore thumb' at the elves convention...

"Listen up, you wretched little gnomes! I want you to focus now, okay?! Fo-cus!!"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

Show and Tell.

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

"I've always been a gnome body."

My first dead gnome!

Spring cleaning.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.