Gnomes Gifts

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

Simon the gnome felt like he stood out like a 'sore thumb' at the elves convention...

"Listen up, you wretched little gnomes! I want you to focus now, okay?! Fo-cus!!"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

We practically live out here in the summer.

Show and Tell.

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'I think I missed that episode.'

Better Gnomes.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

"I've always been a gnome body."

Spring cleaning.

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

My first dead gnome!