Gnome Gathering Enthusiast Pillows

Caution - Jogging Gnomes .

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

Rose Toast

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"You remember Champ. . ."

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

My first dead gnome!

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"I've always been a gnome body."

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Spring cleaning.

"I like your garden humans"