Gnome Enthusiasts Pillows

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

Gnomes, one with his own pc.

Gnome Boys - in da hood!

'That gnome with have to go, Edith!'

'The Santa vacancy has been filled but we may have something for you in the Roof Garden...'

"The Santa vacancy has gone but I may be able to use you in the Roof Garden...."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Balding gnomes

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Watering the garden gnome

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'I think I missed that episode.'

Nuclear Capacity.

Better Gnomes.

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

Spike Milligan

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

"Again with the wishes? I do and do for you all I ever hear is 'I wish this. I wish that. Gimme, gimme, gimme'!"

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

No, we don't serve rubbing alcohol.