Gene Aficionado Gifts

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Beer Stall

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Driverless cars rage.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Treasure Island Book.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Happy thoughts

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"Got any bathtub gin?"