Guinness World Record Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You appear to have something unknown to medical science, so we're contacting the Guiness Book of Records."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Lancelot put to the Test.

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

St. Patrick's Day

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Guiness is good for you...

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

"Let me try that!"

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

Guinness Book of Records

World record setter Usain Bolt.

Children are growing taller. . .

First Upright Piano Pulled to the South Pole.

"Mr Dinsmore, How would you like to be mentioned in the next edition of the Guiness Book of World Records?"

Giant in need of shoes.

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

World Records Office.

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

A giant woman pics up cars