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"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

I love the Shard

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

Storm in a magic lamp.

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Balding gnomes

Boys Cooking

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Watering the garden gnome

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'I think I missed that episode.'

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Who's the artist?"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'