Guinness Enthusiast T-Shirts

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Garden variety allergies."

I love the Shard

The Fall of Gnome

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Boys Cooking

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"Who's the artist?"

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'