Gold Aficionado Prints

Agent logs onto postal goldfinger site.

Ingot We Trust

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Invisible clothes

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

A Zircon Is Forever

Diego Velasquez

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"Trepanning for gold"

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

Gold Crisis

Ladies who lunch.

'Enough EBAY already!'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Pick Me Ups.

'It sold for how much!'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'