Gold Enthusiasts Prints

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Gold Crisis

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

Pick Me Ups.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Bris

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

Buy Gold

Guy with gold mining equipment holds sign saying 'them thar hills'.

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

Non-profit organization chart

"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"

"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."

'I've been out here a long time. Is it still $35 an ounce?'

'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'