Gold Medal Admirer Pillows

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

Wilfried Zaha

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Football Sculpture.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Rugby Mad.

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Sergio Aguero

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

Army general with a support for his medals.

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

It had to be you!

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Daley Thompson

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Army general taking an eye test using military medals.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Marcus Rashford