Golden Girls Admirer Pillows

'The Golden Girls. I like it and I'm tired of hiding it.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Goddess

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Elizabeth II

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Dancing in Love

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

Antonio Banderas

God playing with dolls.

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

'That's what we evolved from.'

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Clark Gable

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

Princess

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

Barrister asks King: 'Did you, or did you not, refer to my client as a dirty rascal?'

Maybe the issue isn't how the pea makes you feel,but how the person who put it there makes you feel.

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'