Cinderella Admirer Pillows

"I was on my way home when there was this sudden puff of smoke!"

Spotty

"He was a very good boy."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Bryan Ferry

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Tom Hanks

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Mermaid Art

Meowlzebub

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Flea Philosophy.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Hyenas as Pets

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

The Month of June

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Wow, these are good!"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.