Cinderella Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

Barber shop quartet

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"And that won't wake me either."

Retrospection.

Cakeless.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Beware of chesire dog.

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

Proper little princess.

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'Could you give me big tits?'

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

Ugly sisters

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

'Just you wait till your father comes home!'

'At least it's a dry heat'

"You're self-assessment form is a joke!"

"I should like to buy a handgun while it is still legal," said Alice very gently.

Spotty

Heavyweight Champ of Cheshire...Grin with missing front teeth.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

The little old lady of Cheshire with too many Cheshire cats.

The Cheshire cat meets the Cheshire dog.