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'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Barber shop quartet

Beware of chesire dog.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Retrospection.

Cakeless.

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Proper little princess.

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

'Could you give me big tits?'

'Just you wait till your father comes home!'

Ugly sisters

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

'At least it's a dry heat'

"You're self-assessment form is a joke!"

"I should like to buy a handgun while it is still legal," said Alice very gently.

Spotty

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

Heavyweight Champ of Cheshire...Grin with missing front teeth.

The Cheshire cat meets the Cheshire dog.

The little old lady of Cheshire with too many Cheshire cats.

"There's a price on your head!"