Cinderella Lover T-Shirts

'Whomsoever the shoe fits, I shall thee wed!'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Candle Portraits.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Artist and Musician

Tired Barbie

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Mexican angels.

Mexican Serenade.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Trustworthy Authority.

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Candles on Drum

The Hummingbird

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

A drum covered in candles

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."