Celery Lover T-Shirts

'Here's your new diet.' - 'A stick of celery?' - 'Lick it once at breakfast, once at lunchtime.' - 'And then eat it for dinner, right?' - 'Not until Week 6' - 'Gah.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Artist and Musician

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Mad about Roses!

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Underweird bras."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"You must have a green thumb."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

Daffodil bulbs

"I hate this time of year."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

The garden lady.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Valentines Day truck