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At last a way to insure that there's something worth watching on TV: Hand Crafted Ceramic TV covers.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What's a patent?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Urns in love

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Cathedral Made Safe.

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

Artisanal Pottery

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Greek Vase

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"Hi honey, how was work?"

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Take my wife...please!"

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

"I think we need to get some cream on that"

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."