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Antiques - Spode-u-like.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Urns in love

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Parisian man eating pastries

How oysters get engaged.

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'I had a cough at the time!'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Pottery Slam

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Artisanal Pottery

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Two men in urns holding hands

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Butterfly

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

God save the Queen.

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

Bernard Palissy