Celery Lover Gifts

'Here's your new diet.' - 'A stick of celery?' - 'Lick it once at breakfast, once at lunchtime.' - 'And then eat it for dinner, right?' - 'Not until Week 6' - 'Gah.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Artist and Musician

Mad about Roses!

Knight in shining Lycra!

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Underweird bras."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"You must have a green thumb."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"I hate this time of year."

Daffodil bulbs

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

The garden lady.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."