Celery Aficionado Gifts

Grocery Shopping

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Cupid and Targets

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"I've seen a tulip before."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Daffodil bulbs

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Bonsai Exhibit

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Its your archeries'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Neurotics in the tropics

Gardener

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"For the missus or yourself?"