Celery Aficionado Gifts

Grocery Shopping

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"I've seen a tulip before."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Daffodil bulbs

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Its your archeries'

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Gardener

Bonsai Exhibit

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"For the missus or yourself?"

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'