Clover Aficionado Gifts

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

You've Had Enough!

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Daffodil bulbs

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"