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Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You've Had Enough!

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

Daffodil bulbs

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"