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'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Bees SOS

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

NASA Special

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

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Daffodil bulbs

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"How are we on bread?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Cow Pollen

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Gardener

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

'What, not even a kiss first?'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.