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"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

A Freudian slip...

"I'm looking for something less empowering."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

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Zeb-bras.

'...just a brief call...'

Rhonda thought that the increased airport security check had been a bit misdirected.

"Have you considered a different bra?"

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"The result this year is somewhat disappointing! . . . I had hoped for a D size!"

"Do you have anything more habit-forming?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Underweird bras."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Sermon on the Grounds...

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"For the missus or yourself?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

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