Lingo Aficionado Gifts

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Party Animals.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"It lost a little something in translation."

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

Thug life on safari.

Staff Yearbook

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Do it write the first time.'

A Freudian slip...

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"They're home...the party's over!"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Scouse For Beginners

Human Resources Dept. When the boss says you're on the "short list" for promotion, it's not a crack about your height.

Proof Reading

Spellng Bee

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

For Pete's sake, Shirley, stop acting so smug about "getting carded." We were in a library.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Oxford Lexicon of Excuses for Bad Grammar and Faulty Spelling.

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'