Lingo Aficionado Pillows

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Party Animals.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"It lost a little something in translation."

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Staff Yearbook

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Thug life on safari.

'Do it write the first time.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

A Freudian slip...

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"They're home...the party's over!"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Proof Reading

Spellng Bee

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

Scouse For Beginners

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."