Lingo Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't understand a word young people say these days."

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

A Freudian slip...

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation