Lingo Leaders Pillows

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Changing Minds

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

Museum of Natural Cliches

Barak Obama on the Globe

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

Women Possibilities

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

"Australia's covid vaccine roll out has experienced significant delivery coordination difficulties since its launch...why would that be."

Cowboy Trump

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

"Really, I feel fine. I just want to pick up some psycho-babble."

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"

'Yes, Bwana?'

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."