Lingo Leaders Gifts

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Changing Minds

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Museum of Natural Cliches

Human Resources Dept. When the boss says you're on the "short list" for promotion, it's not a crack about your height.

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"It says here an increasing number of Brits blog and tweet in Afrikaans. Why?"

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Barak Obama on the Globe

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

Women Possibilities

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

"Australia's covid vaccine roll out has experienced significant delivery coordination difficulties since its launch...why would that be."

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Cowboy Trump

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

'Yes, Bwana?'

"Really, I feel fine. I just want to pick up some psycho-babble."

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"