World Leaders Gifts

Pope Francis

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Nation-building never works."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Changing Minds

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Slavery Reparations

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

EU and India partnership.

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Population rocket

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

Citizen of the world.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Myanmar coup

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Get a Job

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Nuclear Security Summit

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'