World Leaders T-Shirts

Pope Francis

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Changing Minds

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Slavery Reparations

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

EU and India partnership.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Population rocket

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

Citizen of the world.

Myanmar coup

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

Nuclear Security Summit

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."