Political Leaders Gifts

"I think we must accept that things have got to get worse before they can get even worse."

"These climate activists won't give up. It's like their energy is renewable."

"I just bought another country - it's cheaper on the net."

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“That’s not the nuclear football That’s my gym bag.”

'I think it's insulting that I'm portrayed as a doddery old man in the media. If I was black or gay, I'd be a black, gay doddery old man.'

"If you want something done right, you have to lead a military coup."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Good boy."

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"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

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"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

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