Progressive Leader Gifts

"Hello Mx Smith, How's that Divorce case going?"

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

British Prime Minister

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"Very Presidential."

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

George Papandreou.

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Tell Mr. Yeltsin I'd be delighted. Minister of what?"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

There Is An Alternative Universe In Which Donald Trump Cares About Us And We Care About Stuff That Matters

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

New World Orders

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

Indian PM Vajpayee announces new ultranationalist deputy PM Advani

"No, Excellency. That was 'coo'...not 'coup'!"

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

Leftie Trump

Women Possibilities

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Merkel's shadow.