Progressive Politics Gifts

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

Randi Rhodes

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

US Abortion Rights

"She even expects me to help with women's work."

'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.