Progressive Politics Gifts

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Joined at the hipster.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Leftie Trump

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

Rush Limbaugh

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

Be the Lame Change You Seek

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

Randi Rhodes

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter

"She even expects me to help with women's work."

Leftists versus Liberals

"Hey sweetie, you're looking at the new VP of inclusion and diversity."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Pope Francis

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''