Progressive Leader Prints

"Hello Mx Smith, How's that Divorce case going?"

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

British Prime Minister

"Very Presidential."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

George Papandreou.

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"Tell Mr. Yeltsin I'd be delighted. Minister of what?"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

New World Orders

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Indian PM Vajpayee announces new ultranationalist deputy PM Advani

"No, Excellency. That was 'coo'...not 'coup'!"

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

Women Possibilities

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

Merkel's shadow.

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."