Lingo Legend Pillows

Jewish Scrabble

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Myths and legends...

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Jack London

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Scotsman in the bath...

Lasso