Lego Legend Pillows

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Myths and legends...

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Pandora's Change Purse...

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."