Lego Pillows

'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'

"I've just discovered the universe is built from trillions and trillions of lego blocks!"

At Lego corporate headquarters.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'You build a celebrity, then knock it down again.' 'Tabloid journalist lego.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

When I get enough Legos, I'm building a place of my own.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Eskimo Lego set.

The Lego guy never gets to go out with his friends.

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

"...All I got was a new box of lego blocks!"

LEGO Detector App

"I woke up this morning and someone had dumped a ton of Lego bricks in my garden!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Occu-Pie Mars

The Anti-Agent

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

They hated me.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Louis Armstrong