Lego Enthusiasts Pillows

At Lego corporate headquarters.

The Lego guy never gets to go out with his friends.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

One!

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Help me!

Inaction Figure

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Remote Control Duck

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Toys

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'...and, of course you get a company car.'