Lego Enthusiasts T-Shirts

The Lego guy never gets to go out with his friends.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Toys

Help me!

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'